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My Favorite Movies
1. Tommy Boy: Chris Farley, David Spade
2. Happy Gilmore: Adam Sandler
3. Austin Powers (all): Mike Myers
4. Night at the Roxbury: Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan
5. Shanghai Knights: Jackie Chan, Owen Willson
6. Liar Liar: Jim Carrey
7. South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut: Trey Parker, Matt Stone
8. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes
9. Orange County: Jack Black, Colin Hanks
10. Blade (all): Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson
11. Die Hard (all): Bruce Willis
12. Lethal Weapon (all): Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
13. Dude, Where's My Car?: Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott
14. Beverly Hills Cop (all): Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold
15. XXX (Triple X): Vin Diesel
16. Independence Day: Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum

Tommy Boy
I would have to say Tommy Boy is Chris Farley's best work even though he did 3 other great movies before he died Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja, and Almost Heros. Chris Farley and David Spade were the best comedic team ever, if you ask me.
Happy Gilmore
This is one of Adam Sandler's best movies and my favorite. In this movie, for those of you who don't know, Adam Sandler plays Happy Gilmore a wanna be hockey player that is actually good at golf, a sport he has never played. He doesn't like golf, but he plays it anyway to make money so he can buy his grandma's house back from the IRS.

Austin Powers (all)
Mike Myers plays Austin Powers in the Austin Powers Trilogy plus many other characters in the movie. Austin Powers is a parody of all the James Bond and other spy movies. Mike Myers also plays Dr. Evil, Fat Bastard, and Goldmember in the movies. My favorite character would have to be Dr. Evil because he is an idiot and still thinks he can take over the world with his clone Mini Me. Seth Green is also in this movie and I like him.
Night at the Roxbury
This is probably the best Saturday Night Live (SNL) movie. Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell have done sketches about these many a time on SNL. Niether one of them are on the cast of SNL anymore so i hope they do more movies like this.
Shanghai Knights
I like all the Jackie Chan movies that are in english and some translated ones, but I think this is my favorite. I even think this is better than the first one, Shanghai Noon. But i only saw it once and that usually effects the amount you like something, and I also saw it in the theatre and only saw Shanghai Noon on DVD.
Liar Liar
Okay this was a tough choise for one of my favorite movies because I like all Jim Carrey movies about the same. Cable Guy and Liar Liar were pretty close but Liar Liar came out on top as you can see. There is not much to say about this movie except it is really good and if you like a funny funny movie you would probably enjoy this one.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Considering i have a South Park page you should have known this movie was going to be on here. If you like the show you will love this movie because all the stuff the can't get away with on the show the do in the movie. I can't think of anything bad about this movie except that Kenny dies, but what do you expect in South Park he always dies.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
I think this is Kevin Smith's best movie. He also did Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma, but those aren't as good. Smith plays Silent Bob and directes and writes and all that kind of stuff, I'm not sure what all he does. There is also a Clerks Animated Series that you can get it on DVD or you can see it on Comedy Central.
Orange County
I like this movie because of Jack Black, but it isn't the best movie. When ever his newest movie comes out i will probably change this. But Orange County is cool and really funny. This and Saving Silvermen are his best movies, but since I own Orange County and not the other one I put it on here. Envy is Jack Black's next movie, also starring Ben Stiller.

Blade (all)
Blade is Wesley Snipes best movie and probably one of the greatest action movies of all time. In these movie Blade has to stop vampires from taking over the world, but he is also a vampire. But Blade is special because he was born as a vampire, so I guess you could say he has the best of both worlds. He is a vampire except that the stuff that kills other vampires doesn't effect him such as sun light and things like that.

Die Hard (all)
The first Die Hard takes place in a building. The second takes place in an airport. And the third takes place in all of New York City. Die Hard is probably one of the first Bruce Willis movies I ever saw and still one of the best. The third one is good because of Samuel L. Jackson, but it is nothing like the first two. I hope that Die Hard 4 comes out soon. 

Lethal Weapon (all)
There are 4 Lethal Weapon movies and I enjoy them all. These movies are funny plus Mel Gibson is a great actor. The 1st one came out in 1987 and throughout the series of films Mel Gibson plays an emotionally off-balanced undercover cop. His partner, Danny Glover, is good valued family man. The two opposite personalities become embroiled in a series of tense and exciting situations.

Dude, Where's My Car?
This is a good old fashion dumb movie, thats why I like it. Jess and Chester wake up one morning after a night of partying and the nightmare begins: Their stash is gone, Jesse's car is gone, their girlfriends - the twins - are mad and the boys can't remember anything from the night before. They set out on a whirlwind journey to figure out what happened. As Jesse and Chester retrace their steps they discover that the night before they had- and lost - a suitcase full of cash, they met a gorgeous gender-challenged stripper and six sexy alien women, and now they are caught up in the middle of an intergalactic war with the fate of the universe in their hands!

Beverly Hills Cop (all)
Eddie Murphy rose to stardom as Axel Foley in 3 Beverly Hills Cop movies, a streetwise and brash young Detroit cop in this comic blockbusters that combined frenetic action, hysterical rough-edged comedy, and a chart-topping rock & roll soundtrack. The resulting culture shock is only one of his difficulties: Often operating just outside the law in his determination to capture the murderer, he finds himself repeatedly clashing with the local authorities as well as his supervisor back home. With the help of Beverly Hills detective Billy Rosewood and his partner, Sergeant Taggart, Axel can do anything.

Vin Diesel stars as former extreme sports athlete Xander "XXX" Cage, notorious for his death defying public stunts. Betting he can succeed where other conventional spies have failed, Xander is recruited by NSA Agent Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson) to become a completely different kind of undercover agent. Enlisted for a dangerous covert mission, he must use all his extreme skills to combat a clever, organized, and ruthless enemy far beyond the scope of his experience.

Independence Day
It is an ordinary summer day. But then, without warning, something very extraordinary happens. Enormous shadows fall across the land. Strange atmospheric phenomena, ominous and mesmerizing, surface around the globe. All eyes turn upward. The question of whether we're alone in the universe has finally been answered. And, in a matter of minutes, the lives of every person across the globe are forever changed. With the fate of our planet at stake, the Fourth of July is about to take on an entirely new meaning. No longer will it be an American holiday. It will be known as the day the entire world fought back. The day we did not go gentle into the good night... The day all of us on planet Earth celebrated our independence day.

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