All of the best Chris Farley characters and moments from his time at Saturday Night Live.

• Matt Foley, motivational speaker
• Bennett Brauer, Weekend Update Correspondent
  (The finger-quote guy) (I don't "shower on a daily basis", or even "at all"..)
• Host of "Chris Farley Show"
• Beverly, wife of Hank Gelfand (Sandler)
  (Farley: "Oh look, Hank, isn't this wonderful? Sandler: "Somebody shoot me now!!")
• Barney, the Chippendales Dancer
• The Lunchlady (from Adam Sandler's song)
• "Cindy Crawford", one of the Gap Girls ("Lay off me, I'm STARVING!!")
• Coffee drinker in gourmet restaurant who flies off the handle when he finds out he's drinking Folgers Crystals. ("You lied to me!!!")
• Gay buddy in "Schmitt's Gay" commercial (w/Sandler)
• Todd O'Connor from Swerski's Superfans (da Bears!)
• Larry Templeton, Chinese Game Show Contestant
  ("There's been some kind of mistake here")
• Andrew Giuliani (The mayor's buck-toothed son)
• General Schwarzkopf
• El Nino (as host)
• Toby Adams from "Little Women" (He falls through ice on a frozen lake)
• Tom Arnold
• B. Fats in "I'm Chillin'"
• Big bushy beard guy in "Pepper Boy" skit
  (Thank you, that was a PERFECT amount of pepper BRAVO!!")
• Billy, young boy given advice by Officer Miller (P.Hartman)
• Bocephus, the large cowboy singer (as host, w/T.Meadows, W.Ferrell, C.Quinn)
• Billy, young boy in "Officer Miller" skit (w/P.Hartman)
• Boy Scout with "Canteen Boy" (w/A.Sandler)
• CNN reporter covering Desert Storm
• Confucius
• Lori Davis, hair-care expert
• "The Denise Show" correspondent (Guy that knows Denise)
• Dom Deluise
• Hank Doodle, Weekend Update Correspondent
• Drinking Buddy of Middle-Aged Man
• Drunk Guy (w/Sandler) at "Adult-Ed" Sex-Ed Class
• Stuart Smalley's drunk cameraman
• Eager, from "Eager and Jones: Songs As if They Were Gay" (w/T. Meadows)
• Roger Ebert
• Enormous 2-year old on Sally Jesse Show
• Futuristic space suit guy who finds out his soylent cow-pies are made of PEOPLE!!
• Jerry Garcia
• Jack Germond, from "The McLaughlin Group"
• Newt Gingrich
• One of the guys at Hub's Gyros ("You like-a the juice?")
• Headline Store customer
  ("I've been pushed once too many times, and now it's PAYBACK!!")
• Hot Dog Vendor (Beating of the week on "Good Morning Brooklyn")
• "Hybernol" user who slept through the Super Bowl
• Incredible Hulk
• Jed Bowie, rough, tough son of pioneer Jim Bowie
• Johnny Jump Up, from the Fondulac Community College Jazz Dancers (w/ B. Murray)
• Reuben Kincaid, Partridge Family manager
• John Kruk, Philadelphia Phillies baseball player
• Rush Limbaugh
• John Madden
• "Mama Cass" from "The Mamas and the Papas"
• Marathon runner who doesn't finish
• Marco at "Il Cantore" and "La Cantoria" (Where the waiters would give "special" service to the female customers)
• Meatloaf
• Medieval "scalding instructor" (w/ M.Culkin)
• Member of "Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southampton"
• Angry, unemployed mill worker who confronts George Bush
• Montel Williams Show guest who helps out Kirstie Alley
• Mr. O'Malley, supporter of The Herlihy Boy
• Mindy Cohn, Natalie from "The Facts of Life"
• Norm from "Cheers"
• Football jock, "Ox" with John Goodman as "Moose" (Rob Schneider's pals)
• Carnie Phillips
• Porno shopper at Karl's Video
• Producer of "Regis and Kathi Lee" (as host)
• "Pyramid of Pain" infomercial audience member ("Aren't there laws against the type of battery you describe?")
• The Relapse Guy
  ("Where are the kids?" Farley: "Err.. they told me they were with you!")
• Sandman, in "The Dark Side with Nat X"
• SeaWorld visitor that always got splashed (w/G.Clooney)
• Shmee, bee friend of Chris Rock
• Steroid user #2 from "How Much Ya Bench?" (w/E.Estevez) 
• Total Bastard Airlines passenger (Spade: "You're very heavy." Farley: "What was that?")
• "Trekkie" at Star Trek conference
• Trick-or-Treater with big Pumpkin suit (himself)
• Viper, the human pincushion
• Hank Williams Jr. (while hosting SNL)
• Russian Winter Olympics team figure skater, Wolfgang Wormeldanger (w/N.Kerrigan)
• "World-Record guy" from small Southwestern town
• Would-be band member ("err.. Pearl Jam 2!") (w/C.Slater)