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| Rules of the Straight Man |
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Rules of the Straight Man: No Chick Flicks Don't Wear Gay Clothes Don't Collect Gay Things Don't Say "I like your outfit" Don't Say "bye-bye" Don't Say "something is fabulous" No Boyfriends Do it Yourself No Talking in the Bathroom Always Stand far Away from people at the Urinal Never Look Down in the Locker Room Women Straigt men have to like women if they didn't like women than they would be gay. Sports All straight men like sports, they like to watch sports and they like to play sports, exspecially football. Video Games Straight men love video games you never see women playing video games. No Crying Straight men don't cry no matter what they hold it in. No Emotions Around Men Men should never hug each other or tell each other their problems, if you have a problem you either figure out on your own or give up. Men should like action movies and comedies; they should never enjoy a chick flick. Don't Wear Gay Clothes Straight men should not were clothes with rainbows on them or little puppy dogs. Don't Collect Gay Things Straight men should not collect things like teacups or teddy bears, a lot of men collect dead stuffed animals or stuff like that. Straight men should never tell another man he likes his outfit. You can get away with saying that's a sweet shirt or something like that, but don't ever call it an outfit. Don't Say "bye-bye" I don't think straight men should say bye-bye, there are a lot of ways to say good-bye so straight men should choose one that sounds less gay. No Boyfriends Its kind of obvious that straight men should not have boyfriends, but you never know. Do it Yourself Straight men should always fix things themselves even if they dont know how. No Talking in the Restroom When in the restroom men do not talk to each other they just get in and out as fast as possible. Always Stand far Away from people at the Urinal When in the restroom you always go to the urinal that is farthest from any other person no matter what. Never Look Down in the Locker Room When in a locker room you must always keep your eyes above the waist. |
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