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Here you can learn about my friend Andy Bricker.

People know Andy Bricker as many different names. First off his name was Frog Boy often shortened to Frog. Then he was none as Lil Alien or Lil Alien Faggot for a lil bit. After that he was called Crazy Andy Bricker.

Names

Frog Boy

Frog Boy was his first nickname giving to him by umm... I don't remember either Ben Westrick or Josh Kendrick. The reason he got the name was because he wore all green clothes and shot weird while playing basketball. People still call him that to this day and that name will never go away.

Lil Alien
Lil Alien came from the game Perfect Dark for Nintendo 64. Everytime we played that game he would be this little alien character. He was also known as Lil Alien Faggot because that is what AJ Beckman would call him. It was the first time AJ and Andy met each other and we were all playing Perfect Dark and Andy kept on killing AJ. I guess AJ couldn't remember Andy's real name so he just kept calling him the Lil Alien Faggot.

Crazy Andy Bricker
This name was started by Zac Jennings when him and Andy first met. I remember that we went to see The Grinch and once it was over Zac asked Andy what his name was and Andy said, "I'm not telling you because you will call me Crazy Andy Bricker." And after that we would always call him Crazy Andy Bricker and it fit perfectly because he really was crazy. Personaly I don't think he liked the name, mostly because he always told us to stop calling him that and because he said he hated it.

Information

Birthday:
 July 19th, 1986
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 130
Address: 2510 Meadowsweet Ct.
Cell Phone: 609-3534
Occupation: Student
School: Bishop Dwenger
Hobbies: Playin sports, chillin with friends, hangin with the ladies
Marital Status: single

We like to "wreak havoc" during the summer.

Stories

Burnt Hot Dog Monster

This was our first story, which we got from the game show "Newly Weds." We were watching that show before we went to be and there was this nasty looking lady with her fat husband. I said the lady looked like a monster, but Andy corrected me and said she looked like a burnt hot dog. So we combined the two and made her into a Burnt Hot Dog Monster and her husband was Pig because he's fat. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sleep and it wouldn't have been that bad, but the next day we were going to Kings Island.

How Ya Doin'
When Andy and I went to Kings Island the lady at the entrance that was taken our tickets kept saying "How Ya Doin'" When she said it to me I said, "Alright" and she said, "Thats good." But when she said it to Andy and he said, "I'm good how are you" she just gat mad at him. And later he changed "How Ya Doin" to "Whats Going On" and that was funny.

Old Ladies
The old ladies where also at Kings Island and we met them before we were about to leave. The story behind these old ladies goes a bit like this. Andy and I were waiting for my parents by the tower trowards the front of the park and we felt rain drops on us, but we weren't sure if they were rain drops or people spitting of the tower. So then we went under the tower and sat a table and we were messing with some little guys we won at the arcade. All off a sudden these two old ladies came out of nowhere and sat at the table with us and were talking to us and stuff. We asked them if it was raining or if people were spitting of the tower and they said, " People are spitting, you know how old people like to spit" or something like that. And the older lady kept on punching me and the ither lady said, "If you punch that boy one more time he is gonna turn around and sock you in the mouth." Andy and I were really scared of these old ladies and it was past the time we were supposed to meet my parents so we ran and they were just outside of the tower.

Dwinkin Beel
I was sitting over at Andy's house really late one night and we were watching "Carrie" and his little brother, Alex, was sitting there with us. Andy was drinking a Diet Coke and the cans kind of look like beer cans. So when Alex said, "are you dwinkin beel?" Which actually means are you drinking beer, but that is how Alex sounded when he said it, then we laughed and Alex said dwinkin beel a bunch more times and we kept laughing.

Zac's Party
One time my friend Zac had the kind of sleep over party and we were all down in his basement. Well when ever Andy spent the night at someone's house he was always the first to fall asleep, and everybody knows that the first one that falls asleep is going to get messed with. So when we all saw him sitting in the chair sleeping we decided it be fun to do stuff to him and take pictures. Somebody thought it would be a good idea to put a cigarette in his mouth and surround him with beer cans and take the picture, but when we put the cigarette in his mouth he sucked it in and started chew on it. We all thought he was going to eat it, but then he spit it all the way across the room. He opened his eyes and was staring at everyone because we were all standing around him, but then he just went back to sleep. Later we showed him the pictures and asked him about it, but he didn't know a thing.

Wreaking Havoc
One summer me and Andy... you could say we played tricks on people. We stole ever tire cap in the nieghborhood. And we would steal any balls that were left outside because people kept stealing my balls. And we peed on one of the nieghbors cars. And we also peed in the nieghbors garden like 5 times each. And one time we were just walking around the nieghborhood and we stopped out in front of this house then someone yelled out the window, "Don't get any ideas." Andy and I just stood there for a minute then I said something and we walked away. But it would have been funny if we just took off running, or if we had eggs and threw them at the window he was at, or did something bad like that.
 
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Friends

Hair Boy
Hair Boy is actually Andy's cousin Paul. The reason I call him Hair Boy, actually Andy made that up, is because everytime I see him he says something about my hair. He usually says something like, "How do you get your hair to look like that?" or something like that. Also because one time I saw him just after he got his hair cut and he was carrying it in a bag.

Grandma
Grandma's real name is Nathaniel, but I call him Grandma. The reason he is called Grandma is because the first time I saw these guy over at Andy's house he kept saying the word grandma for no reason. So whenever anyone speaks of him I alway think Grandma and so that is why I call him that.

2fat2furious
This is Andy's friend Jake, and I have never actually called him 2fat2furious but it is a good name because he's fat. He is the one friend he hangs out with a lot that doesn't have a good name so this one will have to do.

 

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