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Episode Guide
Season 1
Episode 101:
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Original Air Date: 08-13-97
Episode 102:
Weight Gain 4000
Original Air Date: 08-20-97
Episode 103:
Volcano
Original Air Date: 08-27-97
Episode 104:
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
Original Air Date: 09-03-97
Episode 105:
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Original Air Date: 09-10-97
Episode 106:
Death
Original Air Date: 09-17-97
Episode 107:
Pinkeye
Original Air Date: 10-29-97
Episode 108:
Damien
Original Air Date: 02-04-97
Episode 109:
Starvin' Marvin
Original Air Date: 11-19-97
Episode 110:
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Original Air Date: 12-17-97
Episode 111:
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Original Air Date: 2-11-97
Episode 112:
Mecha Striesand
Original Air Date: 02-18-97
Episode 113:
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Original Air Date: 02-25-97
Episode Guide
Season 2
Episode 201:
Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Original Air Date: 04-01-1998
Episode 202:
Cartmans Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Original Air Date: 04-22-1998
Episode 203:
Chickenlover
Original Air Date: 05-20-1998
Episode 204:
Ikes Wee Wee
Original Air Date: 05-27-1998
Episode 205:
Conjoined Fetus Lady
Original Air Date: 06-03-1998
Episode 206:
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Original Air Date: 06-10-1998
Episode 207:
City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)
Original Air Date: 06-17-1998
Episode 208:
Summer Sucks
Original Air Date: 06-24-1998
Episode 209:
Chefs Chocolate Salty Balls
Original Air Date: 08-19-1998
Episode 210:
Chickenpox
Original Air Date: 08-26-1998
Episode 211:
Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
Original Air Date: 09-02-1998
Episode 212:
Clubhouses
Original Air Date: 09-23-1998
Episode 213:
Cow Days
Original Air Date: 09-30-1998
Episode 214:
Chef Aid
Original Air Date: 10-07-1998
Episode 215:
Spookyfish
Original Air Date: 10-28-1998
Episode 216:
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Original Air Date: 12-09-1998
Episode 217:
Gnomes
Original Air Date: 12-16-1998
Episode 218:
Prehistoric Ice Man
Original Air Date: 01-20-1999
Episode Guide
Season 3
Episode 301:
Rainforest Shmainforest
Original Air Date: 04-07-1999
Episode 302:
Spontaneous Combustion
Original Air Date: 04-14-1999
Episode 303:
The Succubus
Original Air Date: 04-21-1999
Episode 304:
Tweek Vs. Craig
Original Air Date: 06-12-1999
Episode 305:
Jackovasaurs
Original Air Date: 06-16-1999
Episode 306:
Sexual Harassment Panda
Original Air Date: 07-07-1999
Episode 307:
Cat Orgy
Original Air Date: 07-14-1999
Episode 308:
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Original Air Date: 07-21-1999
Episode 309:
Jewbilee
Original Air Date: 07-28-1999
Episode 310:
Chinpokomon
Original Air Date: 11-03-1999
Episode 311:
Starvin Marvin in Space
Original Air Date: 11-17-1999
Episode 312:
Korns Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Original Air Date: 10-27-1999
Episode 313:
Hooked on Monkey Phonics
Original Air Date: 11-10-1999
Episode 314:
The Red Badge of Gayness (War)
Original Air Date: 11-24-1999
Episode 315:
Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics
Original Air Date: 12-01-1999
Episode 316:
Are you there God? Its me, Jesus.
Original Air Date: 12-29-1999
Episode 317:
World Wide Recorder Concert
Original Air Date: 01-12-2000
Episode Guide
Season 4
Episode 401:
Cartmans Silly Hate Crime 2000
Original Air Date: 04-12-2000
Episode 402:
The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
Original Air Date: 04-05-2000
Episode 403:
Quintuplets 2000
Original Air Date: 04-26-2000
Episode 404:
Timmy 2000
Original Air Date: 04-19-2000
Episode 405:
Pip
Original Air Date: 11-29-2000
Episode 406:
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Original Air Date: 06-21-2000
Episode 407:
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Original Air Date: 06-28-2000
Episode 408:
Chef Goes Nanners
Original Air Date: 07-05-2000
Episode 409:
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Original Air Date: 07-12-2000
Episode 410:
Do the Handicapped go to Hell?
Original Air Date: 07-19-2000
Episode 411:
Probably
Original Air Date: 07-26-2000
Episode 412:
Fourth Grade
Original Air Date: 11-08-2000
Episode 413:
Trapper Keeper
Original Air Date: 11-15-2000
Episode 414:
Helen Keller! The Musical
Original Air Date: 11-22-2000
Episode 415:
Fat Camp
Original Air Date: 12-06-2000
Episode 416:
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Original Air Date: 12-13-2000
Episode 417:
A Very Crappy Christmas
Original Air Date: 12-20-2000
Episode Guide
Season 5
Episode 501:
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Original Air Date: 07-11-2001
Episode 502:
It Hits the Fan
Original Air Date: 06-20-2001
Episode 503:
Cripple Fight
Original Air Date: 06-27-2001
Episode 504:
Super Best Friends
Original Air Date: 07-04-2001
Episode 505:
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Original Air Date: 07-18-2001
Episode 506:
Cartmanland
Original Air Date: 07-25-2001
Episode 507:
Proper Condom Use
Original Air Date: 08-01-2001
Episode 508:
Towelie
Original Air Date: 08-08-2001
Episode 509:
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Original Air Date: 11-07-2001
Episode 510:
How to Eat With Your Butt
Original Air Date: 11-14-2001
Episode 511:
The Entity
Original Air Date: 11-21-2001
Episode 512:
Here Comes The Neighborhood
Original Air Date: 11-28-2001
Episode 513:
Kenny Dies
Original Air Date: 12-05-2001
Episode 514:
Butters' Very Own Episode
Original Air Date: 12-12-2001
Episode Guide
Season 6
Episode 601:
Freak Strike
Original Air Date: 03-06-2002
Episode 602:
Jared has Aides
Original Air Date: 03-13-2002
Episode 603:
Asspen
Original Air Date: 03-20-2002
Episode 604:
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Original Air Date: 03-27-2002
Episode 605:
Fun With Veal
Original Air Date: 04-03-2002
Episode 606:
Professor Chaos
Original Air Date: 04-10-2002
Episode 607:
Simpsons Already Did It
Original Air Date: 06-26-2002
Episode 608:
Red Hot Catholic Love
Original Air Date: 07-03-2002
Episode 609:
Free Hat
Original Air Date: 07-10-2002
Episode 610:
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Original Air Date: 07-17-2002
Episode 611:
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Original Air Date: 07-24-2002
Episode 612:
A Ladder to Heaven
Original Air Date: 11-06-2002
Episode 613:
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Original Air Date: 11-13-2002
Episode 614:
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Original Air Date: 11-20-2002
Episode 615:
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Original Air Date: 11-27-2002
Episode 616:
My Future Self 'n Me
Original Air Date: 12-04-2002
Episode 617:
Red Sleigh Down
Original Air Date: 12-11-2002
Episode Guide
Season 7
Episode 701:
I'm a Little Bit Country
Original Air Date: 04-09-2003
Episode 702:
Krazy Kripples
Original Air Date: 03-26-2003
Episode 703:
Toilet Paper
Original Air Date: 04-02-2003
Episode 704:
Cancelled
Original Air Date: 03-19-2003
Episode 705:
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Original Air Date: 04-16-2003
Episode 706:
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Original Air Date: 04-23-2003
Episode 707:
Red Man's Greed
Original Air Date: 04-30-2003
Episode 708:
South Park is Gay
Original Air Date: 10-22-2003
This episode has the whole town joining the hip new homosexual craze. Suddenly, it's cool to be gay! Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny go head to head with the other kids to see who can be the "gayest," while Mr. Garrison responds with, "If straight people are gonna steal our culture, then us REAL gays are just gonna have to step it up a notch!".
Episode 709:
Christian Rock Hard
Original Air Date: 10-29-2003
Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith in an all-new episode, entitled "Christian Rock Hard". When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, Cartman pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet.
Episode 710:
Grey Dawn
Original Air Date: 11-05-03
After South Park's senior citizens have mowed down more than a few farmers' markets, the residents no longer feel it's safe to be out in the streets. With their well being at stake, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.
Episode 711:
Casa Bonita
Original Air Date: 11-12-03
Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over him, Cartman arranges to have poor Butters go conveniently "missing."
Episode 712:
All About the Mormons?
Original Air Date: 11-19-03
A Mormon kid moves to South Park and all the kids want Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. While the other boys mock Stan relentlessly for wimping out, Stan learns that Mormons are just "dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb."
Episode 713:
Butt Out
Original Air Date: 12-03-03
After Representatives from the anti-smoking campaign do their song and dance for the children of South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. And Rod Riener comes into town trying to take down the tobacco company that has polluted the minds of young children and made them want to smoke.
Episode 714:
Raisins
Original Air Date: 12-10-03
Wendy breaks up with Stan because he never spends any time with her. To cheer him up, the boys take him to "Raisins," a local restaurant known for its cheap food and hot girls. Later, as Stan turns gothic, Butters believes he's found the girl of his dreams.
Episode 715:
Its Christmas In Canada
Original Air Date: 12-17-03
The Brovlofski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. When the townspeople decide to forego Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught. Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves.
Episode Guide
Season 8
Episode 801:
Good Times With Weapons
Original Air Date: 03-17-04
South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
Episode 802:
AWESOM-O
Original Air Date: 04-14-04 Cartman hatches his next genius plan for picking on Butters when he becomes AWESOM-O. In this week's episode, Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter's innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.
Episode 803:
Up The Down Steroid
Original Air Date: 03-24-04
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he's handicapped.
Episode 804:
The Passion of the Jew
Orginal Air Date: 03-30-04
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film's hardcore fans band together under Cartman's leadership to carry out it's message.
Episode 805:
You Got F**ked In The A**
Orginal Air Date: 04-07-04
In this week's episode, it's up to Stan to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn't been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.
Favorite Episodes
Episode 501:
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Original Air Date: 07-11-2001
In this episode Scott tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Than Cartman seeks his sweet revenge on Scott. He tries many different planes, but nothing seems to work, Scott is just to smart. Than Cartman comes up with an elaborate scheme and even gets Radiohead invovled. Cartman plans a chilli cook off, than he gets Scott's parents killed and puts them in his chilli and Scott eats it. Than when Radiohead sees him crying about his parents (Radiohead doesn't know what happened the just thing his a pussy) they make fun of him and laugh and stuff. This is a great episode you have to see it to understand.
Episode 508:
Towelie
Original Air Date: 08-08-2001
The boys get a new video game system and they plan to play it for the next 38 hours. Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that loves to get high. When the government steals Stans new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century. I like this episode because it is something I can relate to, not the genetically engineered towel but the video game system part. If someone stole my GameCube I would kill them. Also Towelie is f-cking awesome and this is his first episode on South Park.
Episode 611:
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Original Air Date: 07-24-2002
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Child Trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
Episode 510:
How to Eat With Your Butt
Original Air Date: 11-14-2001
For school picture day Kenny puts his ass through his hood where his face should be and Cartman sends the pictures into a milk place and gets it put on a milk carton. Cartman laughs so hard at this picture he cannot find anything else funny, he blew a "funny fuse." Than a butt face couple, the Thompsons, come to South Park looking for their missing who the think is Kenny on the milk carton. When Cartman sees the couple he can't even laugh and he thinks something is wrong with him. Later the Thompsons find out that there son is actually Ben Afleck not Kenny.
Episode 603:
Asspen
Original Air Date: 03-20-2002
With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares. For some reason everyone that lives in Aspen is an idiot, the person the challenges Stan keeps calling him Stan "Darsh" instead of Marsh and he thinks he is making fun of him. The guy has been skiing for 22 years and Stan doesn't even know who he is, but the guy is an idiot like i said before. "If you french fri when you are sapposed to pizza your gonna have a bad time." The only thing bad about season six is that Kenny was dead the whole time.
Episode 606:
Professor Chaos
Original Air Date: 04-10-2002
Cartman, Kyle, and Stan have been thinking long and hard about Butters' job as the replacement friend since dear sweet Kenny kicked the bucket. Unfortunately they feel that his attempts as nice as they are, well just plain suck so they decide to fire him! Butters rejection causes him to uncover a deep dark part of him that he never knew existed, and plots to end the world with his new found mental illness as Professor Chaos. Cartman, Kyle, and Stan also hold tryouts to find a replacement for Butters and they pick Tweek. Tweek is awesome!
Episode 607:
The Simpsons Already Did It
Original Air Date: 06-26-2002
Professor Chaos (okay, its just Butters) returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartmans "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate. This is Tweek's first episode being the new friend so I had to put it on my favorites. Mrs. Choksondik is dead and the boys think they did it because they put "Sea Men" in her coffee and "seamen" was found in her body. Most likely it was Mr. Mackey's seemen and the boys had nothing to do with it.
I don't want people to read this so I'm going to hide it. Wait if I don't want people to read it why don't I just not write it? Oh well it's too late now. Unless I erase it. Nope I'm too lazy to do that you should already know that though.
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