My Favorite Characters
"Oh my god they killed Kenny! You Bastard!"
Kenny, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle are the stars of South Park even though there are many other characters on the show. There is a character for everyone to enjoy. My personal favorite is Kenny, I cannot understand what he is saying most of the time and he was not in the whole sixth season, but he is still awesome. Kenny is the poorest kid in South Park and he has the worst luck (he died during most of the episodes but in season seven he stopped) but that doesn't seem to faze the other kids. Kenny's older brother's name is Kevin.
"Maybe I'm going insane! Oh no I'm going insane!"
Another great character is Tweek, his parents own a coffee shop, thus the name. Tweek is the most paranoid kid you will ever see in South Park or anywhere else for that matter. He took the place of Kenny during the last half of the sixth season. Actually he took the place of Butters who in turn took the place of Kenny. Tweek is one of the funniest characters but he is not on the show very much since Kenny came back.
"You wanna get high!"
Towelie is probably the worst character ever, but he is still one of my favorites. He has only been on about three episodes and the second one he was only on for a little bit. Towelie is towel with a computer chip in it so he can make people perfectly dry, but when Towelie gets high he just wonders away from the place he was created. When the army hears about Towelie they want to make him into a secret weapon and it is up to the boys to save him but all the want is there video game system back. The third time was when the boys were looking for someone to replace Kenny.
"Where I go, destruction will follow."
Butters is one of the funniest kids on South Park because he is a moron. He is always afraid of getting in trouble, but the boys always seem to get him to do bad stuff. Butters is also Professor Chaos a villain in South Park that no one cares about because he can't come up with any good crimes. As I said before Butters took the place of Kenny while he was dead, but the boys kicked him out of their group because he is a douche bag.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Cartman is kind of a jerk no wait he is a big jerk, but you can't help but love him. He is fat I mean really fat even fatter than Dan (sorry Dan). All he cares about is himself and no one else. Cartman always says he hates Kenny, but who can hate Kenny honestly just because he's poor. Cartman makes fun of everyone, Kyle the Jew, Kenny the poor piece of crap, and Stan well Im not sure whats going on there.
"Yeah I want som cheesy poof."
Starvin' Marvin is a young boy from Ethiopia that is shipped to South Park on accident instead of a sports watch. Starvin' Marvin has only appeared in two episodes and doesn't speak English but he is still pretty cool. The second time he was on the shoe him and the other four boys went to space and met the Marklar people, it was funny. The first time he was on it was thanksgiving and turkeys tried to take over South Park, but they were all killed and sent to Ethiopia to feed the people.
"Whwhwhwhat a terrific audience."
Jimmy, the newest handicapped kid in South Park is hilarious. I didn't really like him the first time I saw him, but I guess he kind of grew on me. Jimmy likes to do stand up comedy but he stutters so it makes it even funnier. The first time he appeared on the show he and Timmy got into a fight and just about killed each other and I don't like Timmy so I wish he had killed him. Once him and Timmy joined the Crips gang and they called him four legs because of his crutches and it was pretty funny.
"Hello der children"
Chef is the Shout Park Elementary cafeteria's chef. He is a big influence on the children and they always go to him for advice. He teaches them lessons in life and helps them out. Chef sings songs to the kids to explain complicated situations, but they always end up being about sex. He is a womanizer who firmly believes in the existence of extraterrestrials (visitors). He coaches the school sports teams, you see him coach the football team and the dodge ball team on the show. Isaac Hayes does the voice of Chef and he does a great job.